Quotes of the Day from Professors

“These two sounds come from the same horse…Er, SOURCE. I mean, ‘source’. Sheesh. Am I this weird every day? Anyway, that was a really well trained palomino that produced that sound. The thoroughbred that produced the sound on this graph wasn’t quite as well-trained, though.”

-science prof (and he wasn’t even high on pain meds from surgery anymore)

“The deer… I want them to be my slaves.”

“Sorry, I’m high on pig hormones right now. Or if you want to be more dramatic, ‘I AM DRUNK ON THE LIFE FLUIDS OF PIGS'”

-philosophy prof, who is always that hyper, even when she doesn’t try to explain it through pig hormones


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